1. Most family home videos are boring.  You film your kid doing something, like tying his shoes for the first time.  It seems really exciting the first time, but years later you’ve seen your kid do that every day for years.  The video is boring but it’s entertaining to notice things in the background like “hey remember when our yard looked like that before the landscaping?” So the best home videos are of things that are boring now because you currently do them all the time. Someday you will no longer be doing them and the video will bring back memories.
  2. “Jack of all trades, master of none.”  The causality actually goes in the opposite direction than the phrase is usually intended to mean.  (Take it from me.)
  3. Can someone explain to me why I want a ceiling fan to cool my room?  The hot air is near the ceiling.  I would rather it stay there.  Storn, are you reading this?
  4. Like any other measurement, the “hawkeye” electronic line judge in tennis has confidence intervals. When the human judge calls it in, and the hawkeye’s point estimate is one millimeter out, why does the hawkeye trump?
  5. For any album there is a finite number N of listenings before it grows on you.  All album reviews should begin by stating the smaller of the following two numbers:  N or the number of times the reviewer listened to the album (before giving up.)
  6. Nature gives men a powerful urge for sex with a lexicographic preference for quantity of mates over quality.  But when it comes to our sons having sex the preference completely reverses.  But both are means to the same end:  passing on genes.  Puzzle.